You, Ma'am, Are An Idiot

Let's review this step by step, mmkay?

-Doors are unlocked.
-Lights are on.
-Delivery drivers are walking out with pizzas.
-Phones are ringing; people are answering them.
-To your right, those are pizzas being made.
-Behind you, a family is waiting for their order.

And you have the gall to look at me and ask in complete seriousness: "Are you open?

Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaarrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrgggggggggggghhhhhhhhhhhhh.