Friday, September 23, 2005

Volleyball

I can't say I'm thrilled about the team. I'm fairly sure that no one on the team actually reads this blog, so let's just go through the list, mmkay?

--The ball. You hit it with your arms.
--When it is in front of you, you hit it.
--When someone yells "Mine", generally speaking, it is theirs.
--Just in general: if you aren't that great of player, chances are, you shouldn't be lecturing others about how to play.
--Call the ball. Not hard. Just yell, like I kicked your puppy.

And a big "what the f---?" to the guys rooting for the other team who kept taunting us and singing "John Jacob Jingleheimer Schmidt" while we are serving.

I don't mind if we lose. I mind if we lose by not playing (hard).